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: Leading the assault on Elven Isles. Semper Fi and all that I guess, sending in the marines. Word is she and her lads will be hitting the mean streets of Seagate any time soon so expect news. | : Leading the assault on Elven Isles. Semper Fi and all that I guess, sending in the marines. Word is she and her lads will be hitting the mean streets of Seagate any time soon so expect news. | ||
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Elves and Drow are all the same when correctly cooked - Orcish Recipe | |||
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== The Ulgy == | |||
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What do you call a Destinian ship lost with all hands - A good start | |||
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== Borovia == | |||
One northern barony on offer, in poor repair and infested with squatters. Reviewing my notes from ''Blitzkrieg's Memoirs on Mayhem'' I'd say a frontal assault isn't going to fly. The enemy are defending, encamped, fortified, have protected supply lines, are in mountains and control their environment. That should only give them about a forty times advantage, all things being equal. Taking on the forces in the Elven Isles would be safer bet, then invade via the portal. Then the mountains work against the drow, bottling them up. ''Editor's note: This could just be complete BS but even I can see it would have to be WDMs or nothing.'' | |||
Revision as of 19:06, 17 April 2018
To think this is all over a tiny little shithole like Borovia.
From the whoresons of Destiny to the docks of Tycho rumours abound that it is all about to kick off again. Facts are thin on the ground and that is the way we like it, all the better to stir tales of conspiracy and betrayal. So here is a run down of the A list celebrities so far.
The Good
- Baron Silverfoam
- Who even if he gets Borovia back will be left with a toxic slagheap rendered sterile down to the bedrock.
- Lady Katerina of Borovia
- Silverfoam's other half and something something to the Western King.
- Sir Celladoor Bladekind
- Alfheim's man on the ground, splashing the cash to entice greedy and stupid adventurers into suicide missions. Editors note: this is why is on the good side, because he is paying me so say so.
- The Kings Rapiers
- All the King's Hobbits. Editors note: This looks like either purely token support or an attempt to get some boots on the ground should Drow be dislodged. It wouldn't hurt if the portal was distroyed and all trade between Alfheim and the outside world, including the Elven Isles, had to run through Bowcourt.
- Quillian Warthold
- Leading the assault on Elven Isles. Semper Fi and all that I guess, sending in the marines. Word is she and her lads will be hitting the mean streets of Seagate any time soon so expect news.
The Bad
Elves and Drow are all the same when correctly cooked - Orcish Recipe
The Ulgy
What do you call a Destinian ship lost with all hands - A good start
Borovia
One northern barony on offer, in poor repair and infested with squatters. Reviewing my notes from Blitzkrieg's Memoirs on Mayhem I'd say a frontal assault isn't going to fly. The enemy are defending, encamped, fortified, have protected supply lines, are in mountains and control their environment. That should only give them about a forty times advantage, all things being equal. Taking on the forces in the Elven Isles would be safer bet, then invade via the portal. Then the mountains work against the drow, bottling them up. Editor's note: This could just be complete BS but even I can see it would have to be WDMs or nothing.
