To The Evening Star
From DQWiki
The Saga of California Smith and the Voyage to Freya
Brigetta McLeod
I'll tell ye a tale of adventurers seven Who rode a ship all the way to heaven There was Lepto the sun-mage who loves the sea And Vermithax the dragon-named whose magic is fire Tharon Darksinger who calls to the dead Kishwa the fighter with a wolf at his side Valium the enchanter all in blue Dorcas strong-armed and brave of soul And Brigetta the Bard, who sings to ye all I'll tell ye a tale of adventurers seven Who rode a ship all the way to heaven 'Twas a man of history who came to the Guild California Smith he called his name He bore a hat and a whip and a tale he told Of wise men who studied and fools who stole From a people lost beyond the door On a world far away, from a city drowned And when they took back what was theirs alone Back home they went and they shut the gate So that no more could it be opened by men of lore And Smith was sent to find adventurers bold Who would bridge the gap and peace would bring Between seekers after knowledge and the ones they woke Though the gate was closed Smith knew a way A ship we would fly between the worlds A month it would take, or so we were told Though dangers unknown and perils unheard So we partied all night and the following dawn We met at the docks and there we took ship From the harbour we sailed till way out at sea The sun-mage sat the helm and the Eagle she flew The enchanter tried and so did I But twas harder than it looked and a very strange thing To be at once a ship aflight and a seated mage And up and down we rode the air far too fast So much for this bard flying a ship to the sky Lunch we had at the Captain's table And talked too much of powers and death Dorcas proclaimed that resurrected she will never be A fool I called her and future days shall see We landed on the sea and were told that here Was a line called equator that split the world in twain Though of mark or fence there was no sign A ceremony there was for those who had not crossed before To placate the god of wave and sea We walked the plank and stepped into the ocean There swam we where warm waters meet On we flew and late that afternoon An island of twin peaks we passed Then a great raft hove into view And there we landed and the seekers we found Exploring drowned Pasifika beneath our feet They took us below after casting water-breathing spells We saw the great pyramid and the six trilithon gates One which was open and now is closed The great library where many scrolls they had found Telling of seven cities in ages past And the fall of Pasifika twenty centuries ago A mystery that but there was not time To recite the song and tell the legend As the sun was setting the invitation came To meet the Merking of Pasifika beneath the waves Whose daughter Princess Annelsie would come With adventurers seven on our flight to heaven So to the water-breathing spells again And to the city we swam There we could speak by mighty magic And after Kishwa presented a gift of vodka We dined and sang and danced before the King On the morn I awoke stiff to the bone But the healer obliged and the pain was gone Then California took the helm The sailors furled the sails And up we sped towards the stars The waves grew small as we passed between the clouds The horizon curved like a bow Then the lands like a map we saw And beheld the face of Alusia like a globe Onward we rushed and round and round The Baronies, desert Araby, the Lunar Empire and far Kinlu Terra Nova, the Great Ocean, and the Baronies once more below us flew Then we set our course upon a wandering star And towards Freya's bosom we laid our prow I'll tell ye a tale of adventurers seven Who rode a ship all the way to heaven We voyaged a week then upon our deck A thud was heard - a star-bourne thing had fallen A stone it seemed, but formerly living the light mage said And so it proved for it rocked and cracked And a many-legged creature burst forth and ran Kishwa shot his bow but it got away We chased it high, we hunted it low Under nets, in barrels, between stores and down Down into the bilges it ran Then I piped away and begorrah it fled Into Kishwa's waiting dagger and then it was dead The nasty thing, it would have laid its eggs in us And the powers alone know what would have hatched It had acid for blood so of its shell Darksinger made a cover for mine shield Seven days more and suddenly we stopped "Ship ahoy," came the call from atop the mast Another ship out here? Unbelievable it seemed, but still it was true As a strange winged vessel heaved into view "Dancer's Luck" read the name in a script unfamiliar A tiny winged dragon appeared above And vanished as quickly as it came To the shoulder of the Captain who stood on the other deck I cast my spell of tongues and called to the ship For reply they drew alongside and a women in black Nimbly swung across the rigging to us We spoke with her and shared our tales Nightkit was her name, Hippolyta her Captain With Liessa and Delphinium they had ventured From Realms forgotten they had flown far Gainst trouble into trouble and trouble they had found Across worlds, between stars from another plane "Go to Seagate on Alusia," we said "The Guild mages can send you home we're sure" "But first let us sup and sing and speak" And so we did, a fine night we had Of tricks and dancing and song. Next morn they set sail for Alusia fair But 'twere not so easy for us to fly once more Shaken from stem to stern we were As sun-mage then enchanter took the helm awry Yet soon we were going free and clear And two weeks passed without event The star at our bow grew and grew A crescent it seemed, then as around we flew A featureless circle of ivory white "'Tis a sphere," thought I, and proved it too With a wooden ball and a candle in a cabin dimmed But where shall we land was the question great For no sight or sign had we of all but white So down we flew in hope to find some way to find To that isle of portals and city drowned Down we flew into the white expanse Above the stars faded into blue As though the Sidhe had spread their wings As a veil between us and heaven Down we flew sinking into the white Which proved to be nought be mist Then we broke through the clouds And below we saw a circle of blue From east to west and north to south Down we flew and then a great dragon-bird A pterodactyl flew down at our ship But Valium cast at it a spell And sleeping it fell, never to wake Another came and this Kishwa shot And stunned it followed downward its mate To splash into the blue below Down we flew until a bucket cast o'erboard Drew water salt though strange to taste We landed there and took water aboard The sailors netted some weird-seeming fish So Kishwa tried with hook and line But the fish he caught was monstrous huge A gigantic shark so strong it got away Eastward we set our prow, toward the dawn On we flew, and on and on But nought we saw but cloud and sea White above and blue below Darkness fell and after the light returned "Shallows ahoy!" the mermaid called And so it was, the lighter blue of not quite land So down we went until we rested on the sea The merfolk went swimming and the sun mage Then a shipfish came and chattered at us It sounded like speech so I cast my spell And to my surprise I could speak with him I gave him a greeting and then asked the fish Where other humans could be found He pointed north of east, many days I thanked him gratefully and the merfolk played We took some crabs and then took flight Until an island we spied upon the waves We landed there and anchored the ship Then took the boat into the shore A people we met happy and friendly Brown of skin and long on limb I spoke to them and they told me their names Sione and Alisi, Orita and Fau And many more, but no children we saw They brought us fruit sweeter than nectar And surrounded us with pleasure Darksinger frowned and they left him alone To speak with the dead for truth he sought They took us to a pool magical Where they drew their water And Sione showed me their shelter cave And there he took me and I was lost In the wonder of his skill to please a woman Next morning he was gone And when I sought the others Not only had they not see, but they had forgotten They could not remember and neither could the villagers Magic, we said and the sun mage tested A spell of forgetfulness had been cast on us Of highest rank by a being called a Deep One At that news hearts did quake And much to my dismay We set sail and flew up and away Onwards we rode the airs On and on for five days and more 'Twas just past noon when "Land Below" the cry went up Down we sailed to the ocean blue And an isle we sighted, grey and white Almost devoid of bush or tree But with six stone gateways circling its shore We anchored near and set forth To check each and every trilithon 'Twas the last we came upon That bore the proper sign A circle true and whole That meant the city Pacifica And as there we stood Two more winged reptiles came soaring down Valium tried his spell and slept himself Kishwa shot and missed Then Lepto cast and a cloud of night and fear Settled on him and he ran scared to the water As Kishwa and Dorcas struck with sword and axe One fall paralysed by Tharon's spell The other arose with Lepto in its claws He cut himself free and then he fell Into waters but inches deep and did not rise Again Tharon struck with magic sure As I lifted Lepto dying from the sea Kishwa came and healing brought In a potion bottle A glint of silver then we spied Upon the island's summit There a nest we found A hobbit dagger, a pearl and a shell One to breathe water the other sea mammals summon That night we spent not far from the isle This bard was abed when alarms began ringing 'Twas crabs, giant crabs, a-swarming our decks And all were summoned to fight them down Kishwa with axe, Darksinger with magic Did many a deed worthy of note "To the helm," cried the Captain. "Take us aloft." And so I did while the orc slew my prize All seemed well, the crabs were vanquished Until the healer was sought, for she was needed But Amy was missing, as was the mermaid The attack by the crabs was all a cover So Valium was persuaded a location to cast "Below us," he said. "And to port." So down we floated and there was the princess Having faked their spell and set herself free Humans they were, but water-breathers And seemingly naive in matters of capture Dawn came, and with it a message Floating on the sea "Raise a green flag if you wish to talk" And so we did, and waited and waited Then a great dolphin we saw, larger than any His magic touched us, sensing our thoughts He spoke in our minds bearing greetings A meeting we agreed to upon the strand So we set a table on the back of a boat And readied food and wine and song Riding the sea they came, Lords of the ocean In a boat like a shell, drawn by dolphins Their own we returned, their sentinel statue And they spoke of their trial, their endless war 'Gainst the Silurians, the evil sea-devils Our healer they had taken to succour their Lord's son Who lay wounded in battle, close to dying So to their city we flew our vessel And anchored above great Perelandra Proud city now sunken beneath the waves In return for sea-armour we agreed to fight And aid them against their lizardly enemies We trained in the spear to fight the better But had not done when the alarm went up The Silurians were coming to attack our friends So we took our stand upon the battlements Valium cast to quicken our limbs I sang to taunt as Lepto wove the light And sent bolt after bolt into lizardly throats But Kishwa starred as Lepto was netted Killing as many as we others put together First with bow and them with dagger Swimming forth to take battle to enemy And then all were slain save one our captive We rested and healed as darkness fell And Darksinger quizzed the dead as to their motive It seemed that war of hatred the Silurians fought Inspired by their belief that all else are inferior The prisoner would not answer not even a word Even under threat of torture vile Later that morn with due pomp and ceremony The keys were brought and put to the stone The archways opened, the great portals unsealed The Prince with the Princess went Our way home was clear, our task was finished But not yet could we leave We sent to Pasifika for Teunu, Namer with the spell That our prisoner to speak would surely compel And speak he did of a crazed people Ruled by a sorcerer, a shaman-king With power over water to calm and storm They lived in caves in an ocean crevasse Well-guarded by a score of warriors fell We plotted and planned and made our decision For the sake of the sea people we would take action Their king we would take, alive or dead And steal their magic in hope they would flee Under cover of darkness and invisible Valium's arrow of location showed us the way We landed the ship and then we swam Through waters dark, but lessening chill Then a great chasm we beheld An entrance we saw in the far wall Guarded by three, but they didn't last long One fell to Sleep at Valium's command Another to bolt shot from Kishwa's bow The third held his ground until I goaded him forth And then he took another of Kishwa's barbs Beyond the entrance a tunnel opened And led to a cavern with an altar encircled Five guards stood here at entrance and exits One spelled asleep then we joined the melee One tried to strike your bard but tripped Him I took with magical javelin Kishwa and Darksinger the rest with dagger and spells A prisoner was found down one of the passage I set her free while the others went on They came upon a mage with sea-helm armour Guarded by six more of the evil sea-lizards Kishwa laid a counter stored in a tear of magic So the water spells failed, the mage could not cast The guards fell to the blades of Dorcas and Kishwa And Darksinger's spells bringing death from within At last the mage-king died, and his magic we looted The altar and circle we broke with mighty spells Leaving our mark for all to read To Perelandra we returned victorious And then through the Gate to the underground city Next to the Gate in the midst of the plain Where the seekers sought another city Of strange lights in the sky There they did tell us And lent us horses to Seagate to ride So home we came at last And so ends my tale of adventurers seven Who rode a ship all the way to heaven