The Lay of Vapour the Vanquisher

The first two verses were composed and played the night that Vapour's heroic story was told, Vapour expressed his great admiration for the bard's skills and then departed the following morning. Then the rest of the song was composed.

Is this the real tale-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in the lamplight-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
He's just a poor boy, needs no sympathy-
Because he's easy come, easy go,
A little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to him,
To him

Vapour, just killed a wolf,
Put a lance against its head,
Swung a sword, now it's dead,
Vapour, fight had just begun,
But now you've gone and slain them all again-
Vapour ooo,
Didn't mean to slay them all-
If you're not laid again this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters-

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody- I've got to go-
Gotta expose my behind and face the wall-
Vapour ooo- 
I don't want to lie,
I sometimes wish I'd never been laid at all-

I see a chiselled silhouetto of a man,
Vanquisher, vanquisher will you do the slambamgo-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-

But I'm just a poor girl only Vapour loves me-
She's just a poor girl from a poor family-
Spare her this life of maternity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
he will not let you go-let me go
he will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Oh Vapour Vanquisher won't you let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you think you can screw me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-can't do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-, nothing really matters to him,
Any way the wind blows....