Sabrina's Warrior Guide

This is just a placeholder, to encourage Dean to write the article he promised. In the meantime, it presents an irresistable opportunity to hassle perhaps the bravest and most beautiful fighter in the guild. The following is not Sabrina's guide to Warriors:

• Always keep your best side to the enemy. Fight in profile, if possible.
• Listen to your Horse - he is always the wisest person present.
• Animals under 3 tonnes can generally be taken down with darts - don't bother engaging them.
• Keep close track of the number of attacks you have completed. If you need to borrow another player's fingers, you probably should pretend to miss with the remaining attacks.
• Never strip off your armour in combat, even if asked.
• It is polite to pretend to notice when a Demon Lord (higher than a Duke) is attacking you.
• If an enemy is clearly smarter than you, cut their tentacles off before they speak. Otherwise, you will just get confused.
• If the fight is particularly long and vicious, and your hair gets mussed, just pout and someone in the party will come over and brush it out for you - just remember not to include them in the multi-hex strike.