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Editorial Room for the Autumn 808 Edition

Insidious Rumours

Erzsabet is Fine!

Erzsabet did not do or say anything embarrassing, nothing at all, not one word or deed out of place!

Shoka pacts to Clementine!

"I don't care that you're not a Demonic Earl, I'll still pact to you!"

Dwarven Princess

After thousands of years, the Dwarves have a new princess and her name is... Mordrin.

Mordrin denies all! "Rubbish, I turned them down! Who told you this, I want their kneecaps for my collection."

Lucius on the Prowl

Perennial pauper and sad sack Lucius is said to be in the market for a 'Suger Mama'. Lucius a known debtor, was overheard discussing the liquidity of certain female guld members assets. Certain guild healers speculate that Lucius could be brought out of his depression by the application of a willing body or two.

Man love Moments

Is Lucius playing for the other team? The elf was seen in a clinch with a known (male) follower of Foras and Binder after inviting the areas local Fey to a debauch in the wine cellars of an Elven lady's summer palace. A witness said that "the noises coming from the pair as they writhed on the floor was almost as bad as the puddle of bodily fluids they were lying in".

Demonic President says "Human is alright by me"

Human the Fool apparently sweet talked his way out of Foras' clutches by convincing him that they were 'cut from the same cloth'. Despite Human's master rank in Troubadour his party members (past and present) remain concerned, especially given whisperings in the pub of sentients sacrificed and arson on a citywide scale attributed to the Illusionist.

Lizette takes on Orc encampment

Mutterings that Lizette failed the Oral in her bid for master ranks in Courtesan would seem to have been put to rest. Lizette apparently sacrificed her body to occupy an encampment of Orcs so that her party could make good their plans for a surprise attack. Any suggestions for names can be sent to the SGT.

Let Sleeping Gods Lie

Conflicting reports abound of Gods waking beneath the Northern mountains, whole Dwarven cities destroyed, the Elven nations poised for a second 'War of Tears', and the creation of a deity slaying artefact by Guild Members sent to commit genocide.

New Branch for Namer College

We already know that Namers (once they have mastered hand and a half and Healer) can branch into E&E or Mind, now they can become Greater Summoners too! Any Namers seeking training in the new branch please leave a message in box 666 and a Succubus will contact you shortly.

What's Hot, What's Not

Hot

Master Healers
Spy Masters
Titans
Mooning Demons
Enemy suplied zorch items
Tree Ent Mounts
Looking like the enemy

Not

Quitting the Guild
Trolls
Greater Summoning
Curses
Running out of zorch investeds
Single digit AG Elves
Smelling like the enemy