Micro Brewery Adventure

Slash had fun where the party chopped fingers off Dungeon Bash

Session 1 RTD: 15/07/2025 Party Norm- beast – Eagle with commands Attack – Retreat – Rat given to Talon – talon happy with Pug Baccus Dwarf E&E Slash ORC New Gor - orc -earth mage Norm - dwarf rune mage Pug - Human - Fire Mage Gale - Elf Wicker - divination diving

Joined by Slash at the starting town Shifts Midnight Gor Pug Next Slash Norm Next Gale Baccus

Summary of Mission and Background Town 2 ½ weeks ago a Dungeon opened up Guards sent in, some lost Dungeon shifts every night on first layer Guards Not to other levels Guild checked out, they think there are 3 layers but Potentially more. Room could go to a 4th layer Mission Assist the town rescue guards Go into dungeons to get a specific artifact for the guild Artifact – dungeon is alive, artifact is the heart of the dungeon. Hear is sphere, glowing with a fire inside it Passes a magical cloth – wrap up in this not to be disintegrated – Held by Pug Current Situation: Monsters come out but not a huge threat – easily taken care of by the guards but getting worse Strange occurrences Lost 5 guards May Gurty Mayor of Colar Fair hike

Payment: 1000 sp day up to 5 days. 2,000 sp a week, plus loot except the Artifact mentioned above

Free starter pack: 5 potions each 10pt healing potions Rank 6% all areas Lesser – 1 off Rations, guild equipment Not free Grenados – area of affect – Greek Fire 2 Standard guild price – 1000 sp each Pug 1 Greek fire No one else buys anything except Bruce buys wine and beer Transport Ship taking supplies

Boat chosen, the party leaves that afternoon Boat – Alexandra Fire proofing offered by Pug No dragons, no storms, enjoy beer, wine, Town: Coloar Unloaded. Talk to Gurty Mayors House just along road Take right Nice fancy house Meet Slash the Orc who says he has been signed up in the guild and has learned information for the guild party that went in.

Any turned corrupted guards Corrupted Yes Spikes Torches Ropes Flour Mirrors To brothel Alchemy book Pug Novice love potions Perfume Midday into Dungeon 12:30 Dungeon Old stone ruin

Group of 4 Group 4 before Muriel This layer looks like catcombs All stone Sone coffins Iron bars 100 feet levels out Left and ended up same intersection – Aged further on Magic Torches, Pug takes one , Pug resistance roll nand becomes Slightly more blind While held can’t see so well 2x resistance – if using cloth Room has Large wooden door Oddly placed tiles. 4 animated skeletons Tiles on ground Pug suggests not to rush over the tiles. "Lul Gijak-Ishi" Skeletons killed by Norm, Slah and Gor. The Elf does nothing."Lul Gijak-Ishi" Pug Notes down tile pattern as some trigger big spikes all spears triggered with minimal damage. Someone does not move quick enough. Not me, anyway. On the other side though the forest of spikes is a Small room ‘ 2 exits

From the chest: Nobleman’s Dagger - treasure Slash has (wrapped in cloth) as only not scared to do so.

Coins – 20 coins - Slash has. Because. Silver coins with Decapitated head on heads side

Left orange path smells of Ghoul Right path red path smells of dwarf Gor sees dwarf like figure Half dwarf half something else from red path

Quickly dispatch a Ghoul. Gor useless with rock, party members watch out. Head down red path Necklace with dwarven rune - Slah has Nature of magic - DA Gor - increases mining speed.

Hole in wall ghoul hole

Ghoul hole, dead dwarf.bones. Nothing else. Carry on down Baccus steps on down going time Gale falls as he forgets rope Takes hps to get back One potion wasted Takes more Climb back up except Slah who falls twice Takes HP Take bones Corridor goes 15 minutes Then hear some laughter, clanging, see a door shut but light. Goblins Thorn teh gra Grisint Zergrunt Krank Snibbs Yickbick Drubankc Zicket

Come in food Always in dungeon

11-55 fuck 10 under kill, above marry Gor Fucking Baccus fuck Gayle OK Pug OK Norm - funck Rebick Thjorn Eyeing up Yicket Baccus wants Yickey Thorn wants crawe smites on ou rk Grissik Tuck food away Paintings Norm the goblin fucker Carnal knowledge ritual Large room scary - largest skeleton Skull e thom Large skeleton

Very large room 50 ft tall 100 x 100 30 ft tall large bone club Smite on other Large door behind it Closed Small door in it We get smites on our weapons

Gor - Earth Hammer - smite Slash - smite Baccus - smite Gale - smite Level 4 D+ 5 The fight with giant skeleton with a giant club. This appears to be magical as he used it to cause the ground to shake within about 20 fot of himn when over teh other siode of the room - well not right the way across. Rom was Fire bolt 12 pts Range 80 + 20 Web - goes off Slash and Norm hit once Gor hits with 14 fatigue with boomerang Bolt of fire resisted Resists web Wall of thorns goes up behind Gales - 4 skeletons forming Everyone has cast Skeleton has Collapsed to knees - knocked back Baccus about to charge out Whilma 2 foot nine?? Baccus?

Very large room 50 ft tall 100 x 100 30 ft tall large bone club

Sessions 2

Town guard - Bran Hard crystals come and covered up damage Chip crystals stomach melted Acid purple not common Totise, talks, recommends eating crystals, watch out for purple. Munches on crystals Not infravision Crystals Many different colours - hearlty Blue - feel better at everything Yellow - restore endurance and fatigue Green steroids - stronger Purple - avoid - control Don't like rocks Red ones too high Yellow 1 crystal each Nrom eaten yellow 4 potions of red crystal bring to tortoise Red 1 each for party, 3 extra for Gale Invigorating - speed 3 crystals DA says magic in creating speed 1*5 2 blue crystals Gor and Slash Offshoots Clear direct Remains of camp fire foot prints in room going Cut off foot prints maybe configured Pug sees something on wall and Baccus checks out

Close to midnight Rumbling for 15 minutes First watch - all quiet Gor Pug Second Watch - all quiet Third Watch - all quiet Session 4 Norm has eaten yellow crystal Next day blue 10 - no secondary affect Green 4 Gor Pug not eaten any Gor goblins but not crystals Baccus has had yellow Norm has had a yellow 2 blues each Found 4 greens all have 1 except slash Looking for crystal animals Traces of guards Pug taking notes looking for pattern Traps Gor sees an opening - above opening on rock a painted chest Rock creature Here to tell us about the rooms 2 rooms, I know nothing Orange room and red room A while ago party came though half went orange and half went red 5 treasure chests in both rooms

Wizards eye shows in corridor outside room Check for traps none found 1 slash silver 300sp 2 norm - Mimic attacks Nprm does 10 15 damage - armour 3 Gor battle axe nature of magic - if not resist get to influence their decision for the next pulse. Purple tinge 4 pug - did not open cest though to pure cowardice 300 sp

5 Baccus - gold plate

Gale at back Gales - bow - Gore - that’s fancy one Chest 1 rat droppings - generous , Norm smashed and the chest erupts mimic

Gor

Extra rat droppings Mimic skin Tongues Boris Norm - Rune Shield 63% - 5% + rank to defence absorbs a critic rank/4 points of damage To right new passage new crystals

Chicken hypnosis All clear on hypnosis Opening in direction of way we came 8 purples - Slash has - Gor 1 Baccus 2 Slash - 6

Magical aura Control Inability to say no Who does the controlling - a golem Gor - DA crystal walls Aura of wall - no aura Plate with purple tinge - no aura

Deeper passage 9am in morning 2 more passage ways

North of first passage East West - biggest South is back Purple next to west Blue on way to east Purple near centre

Blue crystals 3 Gor Blue Pug Blue Baccus - blue Slash - purple x 6 Check corridors for traps Chiming noise from West East one - a hum or a growl North - nothing Pug cagey about Baccus - Wizards eye passage crawl space - 30 feet into openg There is a hermit with a big long beard Sitting on a log Comical wooden sign on lean misspelt Party goes on while orcs arguing who goes first Circular room - 10 foot across No exit Chimney up What is your name? HHerald to Harold Been here for a long long time Has food in pantry What do want to buy Rolled up sheet unravels King of spades playing card bought for 3 rat droppings

Rotten carrot Nail Toilet paper - half used Self portrait of his own shit Orca orca, island nation Baccus tries to go though to door

Rat dropping fall on top of head of Baccus Baccus bargains with Old man Offends him Tsunami Shit everywhere Most people use clean minor magic

East Corridor into cavern Rock no crystals Giant crystals Smaller before Huge DA large crystal Blue crystal - same answer as small one s- better strike chances All same colours Wind but no growling Slash looks round Some DA Crystal woman - says don't be afraid Nice looking woman - Norman humming THat was me humming.

If concerned then muriel announced herself Pug asks for advice on finding way out The direct your hear points

Crystella - Baccus thanks Move on b Most courier language - husky sexy dwarven Multi colouured crystal lady Who or where golem Does not know where is All the 5 colours in equilibrium Cannot provide crystals The is the core of the crystals Scared Between open crystal Water Crystal Natural light from from ceiling - black look up How big room = 80 foot across 60 foot in width Very tall Exit behind water fall Grass Living

Fight Pug gets controlled One of each crystal

Session next Crystal Count

Yellow Yellow eaten Red Red Eaten Blue Blue Eaten Purple Purple Eaten Green Green Eaten Slash 1

1

111

111111

Pug 0 2 1 1 1 1

1 1 1 Baccus 0 2 11

1

11

1

Gor 1

1

1111 1 1

1

Norm 1 11 1

1

Gale 1

1111

1

Y YE Red RE B BE P PE G GE Slash 3

1

6

14+20

Pug 0 2 1 1 3 1

7+15

1 0 1 Baccus 1 2 2

3

10+12 3 1

Gor 2 1 1

7 1 10+10

1

Norm 2 2 2

1
3
  
8+15

1

Gale 2

4

1

8+15

1

Tot in bags 6 9 9 lots 5

8 yellow 5 blue 1 red +10 strike chances and casting 1 hour 5 more strength for 3 hours All fatigue and endurance 1 hour Faster by 1.5 times 1 hour

Crystals on wall Large crystals Waterfall Waterfall seems creating a mist Baccus pick shatters on red crystal Though passage Hear clinking Baccus goes a to sleep 4 pulses Gor urines him Wakes up Back fires again We get to see inside him Backfires again Baccus is deaf 18% Walk into bar

A big purple fellow Guard 40 people Where come from - TOWN aLLRAH Kolare Alleah in mountains Name: Fenrick Waitress - a lot like Pug The it turns out they all look like us

They start attacking Pug yells about orange juice And attacks with sword Pug grabs another yellow and we head for the door Give gor 3 arms 2 penises and another head Pugs head Guild pug head

On shoulders pug head - only talks when pug is not talking

To Norm - complementing his penis Pug gets sword and cuts off arm and penis Pug does not resist Pug head very angry Female pug head slices off head Extra head The head really wanted Pug’s Penis Pug picks up sword - resist Pug puts down sword and pick up again Stopped trying to knock door down Another page way going down Opening We have hot meal Another backfire from Baccus Cavern Wooden house With shop Closing SALE 100$% OFF Door opens Weapons galore Spell books Armour Shop keeper come sup with zero gold Nature of magi 50 to strike change Wielder can never miss Gimp suits Gor buys studded leather armour - 60 armour and allows you to ignore weight completely + 180 on all reaction roles takes old

Slash buys bag of holding Cross bow bolt 1000 bolts - quiver Quiver with 10000 - + 40 + 30 + 70 strike change Baccus Explosive , if caut in a cloud, controls who breaths smoke in + 20 to physical beauty + 40 + 30 to damage strike chance +70 Baccus takes small one Pug - got back door. +80 damage - Norm - 5000 gold coins Norm takes the one that was DAed Never missed, + 30 dmge Shopkeeper gives back lint

Another passage way. Shorter All the 5 colours

Pug tries to cut off yellow crystal. Comes off. Disappears Prise off crystal with dagger which shatters Crystals appear in body after does not resist On left testcal. Head As if eaten a new yellow one. Down passage way A wooden wall with wooden door. Light coming out Baccus backfires again.347 spell works Can see the adventurers guild all not We are on level 2 8Y 5B 1R 3 exits Left & right don’t end Middle 50 feet down chiseled steps Level 3 Lights light up opens up to a large room down bottom See giant golem glowing purple. Large stone door Casting Norm casts smites Rune shield 1st critical absorbed 5% def rank 3 - 8* 1pt damage reduction. Room is pretty bloody big 95 feet to golem parts glowing

Norm - eats blue, green, red (already has yellow) 1 .5 faster, cast and strike + 10 , +5 strength 3 hours Gor - ready to eat all blue, green, red Bacchus getting yellow ready top have plate full of 8 purple crystals Slash - ready to eat

Pre Purple Golem Gor to right Baccus in middle Pug Slash behind Gor to right Norm to left

Move forward slowly 50 feet move head toward baccus Slam fist down on ground From ground bursts a bunch of purple needles Hits Bacchis shoulders - fatigue damage - 5 fatigue damage - armour

26/8/2025 Yellow - all fatigue and endurance cured Green strength Blue = strike chance and cast chance Red - faster by 1.5

Fire arc to door 15 pts fire arc damage Gors earth hammer 21 pts Caused purple mist Rope bowls over baccus and Norm Baccus mouth clothes rolls Norm rolls clothes mouth Gale earth tremor 3 pulses of shaking Slash 26 - mist comes out 26 pts Gor moves forward Gale moved up 2 fists on ground slams - purple crysta;ls erupt Pug - 05 no crystals Pug endurance - 20 Slah = 20 pts ft End of pulse 2 - he takes had out of ground and punches himself in chest - lots of crystals, contracted crystals, dense fast spreading mist More damage to crystals Vaping will kill us Alll breathe except Gor and Gale

Golem dies Pug tries to heal Slash tries to attack Gor - head butts Slash gets crystals purple 15 each

8 pm DA damage with crystal - another entity Door - large marble staircase Large city Underground city, stairs down Hear some howling a bit of movement, some people Into third level. Mile down stairs - See a humanoid person behind desk. My name is nine tongues and does The Dead City Says it won’t get easier Who is this mellenia - ruined the pubs Baccus Invited to peak mentally in his preferred language Pug goes for a potty break. Baccus comes round Gale needs some exp for breathing in - good idea

This city changes Gale loses restoratives but gets 1 rank on all spells Pug loses Military scientist.

02-09-2025 The Ruined City 10pm We enter a ruined city Gor hears some faint music from the city but it isn’t to his liking. Baccus gets us to a pub. We wait there till after midnight before seeking Muriel. Goblins, orcs, humans, not many elves. The pub. 2 hill giants out front - business or pleasure? Pleasure says Baccus 1 hill giant takes this as a “wrestling match” wink/wink for Baccus and wants to meet him in 10 minutes. Baccus asks for a menu Barman gives him salt Run down. Hole in wall pirate room 2 dwarfs - being robbed Guy with slit throat Hill giants - Head banging - Hill Giant comes looking for Baccus he gets stabbed Baccus Casts Darkness Gor Rat droppings Slash - battle axe We all leave - no one gets stabbed Baccus hides from the other Hill Giant, mopping up leakage from nappie Gale magically drunk Blows into bag - drunk Find town square - one of the dwarves from tavern Dwarf challenges to see how drunk Dwarf attempts to snatch alcohol from Gor Gayle has horrible stuff - both projectile vomit in each others faces Dwarf goes unconscious - Gale tries to neutralize poison Nothing on dwarf - even underware Still magically drunk - roll under willpower Fails will power check casts smell Backfires wind DA blood axe. Fails. 5 minutes of shaking Can see spirits walking p to bodies 5 minutes later Creatures are resurrected Adventures to top floor to catacombs Gale - excellent role playing deserves big bonus Slah introduces party Find Muriel - she is now a bounty hunter Tiers - adventures have gone mad Beast levels High beasts Parties Markets Galen

In chapel Slash Only baccus and Norm resisted All fail Wake up with dopplegangers 2 each. Apparently if we don't sort out who is who and sleep we end up with missing body parts, starting with genitals then fingers

Session next 9/9/2025 DAs from Garrick sorts out the fake for

Gor - chop off both fingers Baccus and pug - suggested knock unconscious Norm - missing Penis and a finger Gale - missing a finger a finger and a right testicle

All dopple ganger gone

Muriel - doppleganger curse - random chance that anyone can be impacted Doppleganger collection point may be able to find them Take longer as the member is in Baccus backfires - unexpectedly 778 - summon illusion of random demon programed to fight Gorluck demon of the eye bleed . Casting Gor does 8 endurance that tickles Slash 27 points Next pulse - Baccus - hits 14 pts Slash dodged Pug dodged Norm 1 - Gale get 1st 13 Muriel - casts banishment Demon disappears Norm failed Pug/Norm - eyes bleeding Backfire - Muriel says

Yuser hear we summoned a demon This artifact when carried on body increases cast chances by 30 and strike chance by 30 Who did the laughter come from - everyone heard the laughter Baccus - tries to memorise his appearance Slash backfires - 2 -4 Slash has fun while party chops off fingers New session The great penis heist

9pm Market to the south Eagle spots Can speak common We head south - and come across guards from town half rotted and have exchanged swords for spines.Fenric, Malric corvin Malric - runs into greek fire D+7 per pulse - Pug does 13 Corin goes for Pug Fenric goes for Gale Gale hit with red spike Malric - hist pug Pug did not resist Spine twitches Fentris hits pug Fentris takes 13 Gor hits well - on ground Norm hits guy on ground and splits him in two Melric swings at Pug Gets 3 12 to Don’t don’t get hit 3 times 21 fat 10 fatigue Norm 2 kills him Baaccus misses Corinn Gale fails spell Muriel gets 05 - under corvin blood sucks him down. Pug Feel better in an hour Spine weapons Cleaved one has 3 spines 2 spine swords - glowing read Takes spines 3 No heavy lifting The artifact cast changes Memory loss Pug gets a necklace- from behind He will know where you are - he wants help - 25% chance to be quicked in each pulse But when on have half fatigue. Pug cant take the necklace off. Asks about Baccus - brain is slowly becoming corrupted 5 arrives at the market Merchants - a few people Weapons, rotten food , parchments, bones, gems Pug takes gem without anyone seeing Norm talks to bone merchant Kinds of bones - small, large mediums, We move on No Norm sees spirits And tries a rune of spirit talking Everyone in the market is looking at the wizards everyone Baccus does not remember Norms Peni

Spirits all looking at Eye and goes quiet See a human in there - same skin of dopllke ganger Peter - Gale suggests it should have been richard haha Norms Penis is found Pug bargains Offers a gem - claims it to be penis shaped Wants Pug penis Pug hits Merchant with weapon Smite goes off Merchant does not resist Goes Prone Gust been dicking around Pug ties up and gags merchant

Ran away, city reformed, Muriel first Next day - Session xx Still searching for the Artifact We find a place to hole up. South side of town. (Pug is geographically challenged) Old hotel Watch from roof Morning Muriel reports seeing a potent building full of items ex museum maybe Old incan gold statue 8 artifacts fails first 10 Da on artifact 8 Ceremonial dagger aura strength demon - major affect combustion of veins Intense reading - feels like - the heart of the dungeon Gem Baccus looks at gem for more than 3 seconds

Into ase Feels like eating 3 purple crystals Then he went beserk and tried to kill Slash Gor plays and heading all round especially pug Music shatters nearby cases Pug head bands Baccus goes to sleep Pug says north but it is south Check door Slash walks in Fountain in middle of room DAs as usual fail Door behind the fountain Gale makes a wish and throws a coin in Pug tries to take coin

Bubble of force appears around party Pug steps in the water Around the whole room bubble

Agony goes off Everyone fails but Gor and

Gors take people off And all is revealed

Tregor demon, Slash, Muriel and spider

Fill this out Party voted someone the island Gor 18000 XP extra

Bonus for Gor 2 weeks on Miles Thornberg

Treasure Charing battle Axe Plate Love letters from goblins Nobleman’s dagger Coins Necklace with Dwarven Card - from mad mad

Pug 16 Necklace Gor 37 Battleaxe Bachus 44 Plate Norm 45 Dagger

Appendix A - Orchis Vocabulary

Vras is commonly used for "kill," as seen in phrases like "Vras gruiuk" (Kill the women) and "Mirdautas vras" (It is a good day to kill). "Ashdautas Vrasubatlat" -- "Someday I will kill you" (A standard Orcish greeting) "Nar Udautas" -- "Not today" (The standard reply)

Orcish Insults "Lul Gijak-Ishi" (Lulgijak) -- "Flowers in the Blood" (interchangeably "Elf" or "Pussy")

"Zanbaur" -- "Elfson"
"Nar Thos" -- "No Sack"
"Undur Kurv" -- "Fat Whore"