Quincey Honeymead

Rest your tired eyes on Quincey Honeymead; a hobbit who was born into a charmed life as the first born son of a highly regarded mead making family of lesser nobility. He is unusually nimble and quick on his feet and has some aptitude for the college of Earth Magics. Upon reaching adolescence, Quincey blossomed into one of the most beautiful halflings that his homeland had ever seen, and much to the horror of his parents, he began to understand just how much power could be gained from his good looks. Instead of studying about the family mead business, Quincey decided to specialise in sexual misconduct, and it didn't take long until numerous, mysteriously blonde halfling youths started to pop up, or out, as the saying goes. Mr. Thaddius Honeymead acted quickly and with the best reasoning he could; he sent his son Quincey away, "on family business" in the hopes that this sudden plague might blow over. Quincey was furious but he did realise that he had put his family and his own safety in jeopardy. He started to make friends in very dark corners of the kingdom and dedicated himself to learning the vile skills of the assassin. Once he felt that his talents were up to the task, Quincey snuck back to Finger Bottom and proceeded to methodically remove each of his unwanted offspring from this plane of existence. After the last babe was put to rest, Quincey left his hometown again and decided to start a new life where he would no longer be a victim of his own perfection.