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JeffL: Micro Brewery Adventure

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Micro Brewery Adventure

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Slash had fun where the party chopped fingers off Dungeon Bash

Session 1 RTD: 15/07/2025
Party
Norm- beast – Eagle with commands
Attack –
Retreat –
Rat given to Talon – talon happy with Pug
Baccus Dwarf E&E
Slash ORC New
Gor - orc -earth mage
Norm - dwarf rune mage
Pug - Human - Fire Mage
Gale - Elf Wicker - divination diving

Joined by Slash at the starting town
Shifts
Midnight Gor Pug
Next Slash Norm
Next Gale Baccus

Summary of Mission and Background
Town
2 ½ weeks ago a Dungeon opened up
Guards sent in, some lost
Dungeon shifts every night on first layer
Guards
Not to other levels
Guild checked out, they think there are 3 layers but Potentially more.
Room could go to a 4th layer
Mission
Assist the town rescue guards
Go into dungeons to get a specific artifact for the guild
Artifact – dungeon is alive, artifact is the heart of the dungeon.
Hear is sphere, glowing with a fire inside it
Passes a magical cloth – wrap up in this not to be disintegrated – Held by Pug
Current Situation: Monsters come out but not a huge threat – easily taken care of by the guards but getting worse
Strange occurrences
Lost 5 guards
May Gurty Mayor of Colar
Fair hike

Payment: 1000 sp day up to 5 days. 2,000 sp a week, plus loot except the Artifact mentioned above

Free starter pack:
5 potions each 10pt healing potions
Rank 6% all areas
Lesser – 1 off
Rations, guild equipment
Not free
Grenados – area of affect – Greek Fire 2 Standard guild price – 1000 sp each
Pug 1 Greek fire
No one else buys anything except
Bruce buys wine and beer
Transport
Ship taking supplies

Boat chosen, the party leaves that afternoon
Boat – Alexandra
Fire proofing offered by Pug
No dragons, no storms, enjoy beer, wine,
Town: Coloar
Unloaded. Talk to Gurty
Mayors House just along road
Take right
Nice fancy house
Meet Slash the Orc who says he has been signed up in the guild and has learned information for the guild party that went in.

Any turned corrupted guards
Corrupted
Yes
Spikes
Torches
Ropes
Flour
Mirrors
To brothel
Alchemy book Pug
Novice love potions
Perfume
Midday into Dungeon
12:30
Dungeon
Old stone ruin

Group of 4
Group 4 before
Muriel
This layer looks like catcombs
All stone
Sone coffins
Iron bars
100 feet levels out
Left and ended up same intersection –
Aged further on
Magic Torches, Pug takes one , Pug resistance roll nand becomes Slightly more blind
While held can’t see so well
2x resistance – if using cloth
Room has Large wooden door
Oddly placed tiles.
4 animated skeletons
Tiles on ground
Pug suggests not to rush over the tiles. "Lul Gijak-Ishi"
Skeletons killed by Norm, Slah and Gor. The Elf does nothing."Lul Gijak-Ishi"
Pug Notes down tile pattern as some trigger big spikes
all spears triggered with minimal damage. Someone does not move quick enough. Not me, anyway.
On the other side though the forest of spikes is a Small room
‘
2 exits

From the chest:
Nobleman’s Dagger - treasure Slash has (wrapped in cloth) as only not scared to do so.

Coins – 20 coins - Slash has. Because.
Silver coins with Decapitated head on heads side

Left orange path smells of Ghoul
Right path red path smells of dwarf
Gor sees dwarf like figure
Half dwarf half something else from red path

Quickly dispatch a Ghoul. Gor useless with rock, party members watch out.
Head down red path
Necklace with dwarven rune - Slah has
Nature of magic - DA Gor - increases mining speed.

Hole in wall ghoul hole

Ghoul hole, dead dwarf.bones. Nothing else.
Carry on down
Baccus steps on down going time
Gale falls as he forgets rope
Takes hps to get back
One potion wasted
Takes more
Climb back up except Slah who falls twice
Takes HP
Take bones
Corridor goes 15 minutes
Then hear some laughter, clanging, see a door shut but light.
Goblins
Thorn teh gra
Grisint
Zergrunt
Krank
Snibbs
Yickbick
Drubankc
Zicket

Come in food
Always in dungeon

11-55 fuck 10 under kill, above marry
Gor Fucking
Baccus fuck
Gayle OK
Pug OK
Norm - funck Rebick
Thjorn Eyeing up Yicket
Baccus wants Yickey
Thorn wants crawe smites on ou rk
Grissik
Tuck food away
Paintings
Norm the goblin fucker
Carnal knowledge ritual
Large room scary - largest skeleton
Skull e thom
Large skeleton

Very large room 50 ft tall 100 x 100
30 ft tall large bone club
Smite on other
Large door behind it
Closed
Small door in it
We get smites on our weapons

Gor - Earth Hammer - smite
Slash - smite
Baccus - smite
Gale - smite
Level 4
D+ 5
The fight with giant skeleton with a giant club. This appears to be magical as he used it to cause the ground to shake within about 20 fot of himn when over teh other siode of the room - well not right the way across. Rom was
Fire bolt 12 pts
Range 80 + 20
Web - goes off
Slash and Norm hit once
Gor hits with 14 fatigue with boomerang
Bolt of fire resisted
Resists web
Wall of thorns goes up behind Gales - 4 skeletons forming
Everyone has cast
Skeleton has Collapsed to knees - knocked back
Baccus about to charge out
Whilma 2 foot nine?? Baccus?

Very large room 50 ft tall 100 x 100
30 ft tall large bone club

Sessions 2

Town guard - Bran Hard crystals come and covered up damage
Chip crystals stomach melted
Acid purple not common
Totise, talks, recommends eating crystals, watch out for purple.
Munches on crystals
Not infravision
Crystals
Many different colours - hearlty
Blue - feel better at everything
Yellow - restore endurance and fatigue
Green steroids - stronger
Purple - avoid - control
Don't like rocks
Red ones too high
Yellow 1 crystal each Nrom eaten yellow
4 potions of red crystal bring to tortoise
Red 1 each for party, 3 extra for Gale
Invigorating - speed 3 crystals DA says magic in creating speed 1*5
2 blue crystals Gor and Slash
Offshoots
Clear direct
Remains of camp fire foot prints in room going
Cut off foot prints maybe configured
Pug sees something on wall and Baccus checks out

Close to midnight
Rumbling for 15 minutes
First watch - all quiet Gor Pug
Second Watch - all quiet
Third Watch - all quiet
Session 4
Norm has eaten yellow crystal
Next day blue 10 - no secondary affect
Green 4
Gor
Pug not eaten any
Gor goblins but not crystals
Baccus has had yellow
Norm has had a yellow
2 blues each
Found 4 greens all have 1 except slash
Looking for crystal animals
Traces of guards
Pug taking notes looking for pattern
Traps
Gor sees an opening - above opening on rock a painted chest
Rock creature
Here to tell us about the rooms 2 rooms,
I know nothing
Orange room and red room
A while ago party came though half went orange and half went red
5 treasure chests in both rooms

Wizards eye shows in corridor outside room
Check for traps none found
1 slash silver 300sp
2 norm - Mimic attacks Nprm does 10 15 damage - armour
3 Gor battle axe nature of magic - if not resist get to influence their decision for the next pulse. Purple tinge
4 pug - did not open cest though to pure cowardice 300 sp
5 Baccus - gold plate
Gale at back
Gales - bow -
Gore - that’s fancy one
Chest 1 rat droppings - generous ,
Norm smashed and the chest erupts mimic

Gor

Extra rat droppings
Mimic skin
Tongues
Boris
Norm - Rune Shield
63% - 5% + rank to defence absorbs a critic rank/4 points of damage
To right new passage new crystals

Chicken hypnosis
All clear on hypnosis
Opening in direction of way we came
8 purples - Slash has -
Gor 1
Baccus 2
Slash - 6

Magical aura
Control
Inability to say no
Who does the controlling - a golem
Gor - DA crystal walls
Aura of wall - no aura
Plate with purple tinge - no aura

Deeper passage
9am in morning
2 more passage ways

North of first passage
East
West - biggest
South is back
Purple next to west
Blue on way to east
Purple near centre

Blue crystals 3
Gor Blue
Pug Blue
Baccus - blue
Slash - purple x 6
Check corridors for traps
Chiming noise from West
East one - a hum or a growl
North - nothing
Pug cagey about
Baccus - Wizards eye passage crawl space - 30 feet into openg
There is a hermit with a big long beard
Sitting on a log
Comical wooden sign on lean misspelt
Party goes on while orcs arguing who goes first
Circular room - 10 foot across
No exit
Chimney up
What is your name?
HHerald to Harold
Been here for a long long time
Has food in pantry
What do want to buy
Rolled up sheet unravels
King of spades playing card bought for 3 rat droppings

Rotten carrot
Nail
Toilet paper - half used
Self portrait of his own shit
Orca orca, island nation
Baccus tries to go though to door

Rat dropping fall on top of head of Baccus
Baccus bargains with Old man
Offends him Tsunami
Shit everywhere
Most people use clean minor magic

East Corridor into cavern
Rock no crystals
Giant crystals
Smaller before
Huge
DA large crystal
Blue crystal - same answer as small one s- better strike chances
All same colours
Wind but no growling
Slash looks round
Some DA
Crystal woman - says don't be afraid
Nice looking woman - Norman humming
THat was me humming.

If concerned then muriel announced herself
Pug asks for advice on finding way out
The direct your hear points

Crystella - Baccus thanks
Move on b
Most courier language - husky sexy dwarven
Multi colouured crystal lady
Who or where golem
Does not know where is
All the 5 colours in equilibrium
Cannot provide crystals
The is the core of the crystals
Scared
Between open crystal
Water
Crystal
Natural light from from ceiling - black look up
How big room = 80 foot across
60 foot in width
Very tall
Exit behind water fall
Grass
Living

Fight
Pug gets controlled
One of each crystal

Session next
Crystal Count

Yellow
Yellow eaten
Red
Red Eaten
Blue
Blue Eaten
Purple
Purple Eaten
Green
Green Eaten
Slash
1

1

111

111111

Pug
0
2
1
1
1
1

1
1
1
Baccus
0
2
11

1

11

1

Gor
1

1

1111
1
1

1

Norm
1
11
1

1

Gale
1

1111

1

Y
YE
Red
RE
B
BE
P
PE
G
GE
Slash
3

1

6

14+20

Pug
0
2
1
1
3
1
7+15
1
0
1
Baccus
1
2
2

3

10+12
3
1

Gor
2
1
1

7
1
10+10

1

Norm
2
2
2
1
3

8+15

1

Gale
2

4

1

8+15

1

Tot in bags 6 9 9 lots 5

8 yellow
5 blue
1 red
+10 strike chances and casting 1 hour
5 more strength for 3 hours
All fatigue and endurance 1 hour
Faster by 1.5 times 1 hour

Crystals on wall
Large crystals
Waterfall
Waterfall seems creating a mist
Baccus pick shatters on red crystal
Though passage
Hear clinking
Baccus goes a to sleep
4 pulses
Gor urines him
Wakes up
Back fires again
We get to see inside him
Backfires again
Baccus is deaf 18%
Walk into bar

A big purple fellow Guard
40 people
Where come from - TOWN
aLLRAH
Kolare
Alleah in mountains
Name: Fenrick
Waitress - a lot like Pug
The it turns out they all look like us

They start attacking
Pug yells about orange juice
And attacks with sword
Pug grabs another yellow and we head for the door
Give gor
3 arms
2 penises and another head Pugs head
Guild pug head
On shoulders pug head - only talks when pug is not talking
To Norm - complementing his penis
Pug gets sword and cuts off arm and penis
Pug does not resist
Pug head very angry
Female pug head slices off head
Extra head
The head really wanted Pug’s Penis
Pug picks up sword - resist
Pug puts down sword and pick up again
Stopped trying to knock door down
Another page way going down
Opening
We have hot meal
Another backfire from Baccus
Cavern
Wooden house
With shop
Closing SALE 100$% OFF
Door opens
Weapons galore
Spell books
Armour
Shop keeper come sup with zero gold
Nature of magi
50 to strike change
Wielder can never miss
Gimp suits
Gor buys studded leather armour - 60 armour and allows you to ignore weight completely + 180 on all reaction roles takes old

Slash buys bag of holding
Cross bow bolt
1000 bolts - quiver
Quiver with 10000 - + 40 + 30 + 70 strike change Baccus
Explosive , if caut in a cloud, controls who breaths smoke in
+ 20 to physical beauty + 40
+ 30 to damage strike chance +70
Baccus takes small one
Pug - got back door.
+80 damage - Norm - 5000 gold coins
Norm takes the one that was DAed Never missed, + 30 dmge
Shopkeeper gives back lint

Another passage way.
Shorter
All the 5 colours

Pug tries to cut off yellow crystal. Comes off. Disappears
Prise off crystal with dagger which shatters
Crystals appear in body after does not resist
On left testcal.
Head
As if eaten a new yellow one.
Down passage way
A wooden wall with wooden door. Light coming out
Baccus backfires again.347 spell works
Can see the adventurers guild all not
We are on level 2
8Y 5B 1R
3 exits
Left & right don’t end
Middle 50 feet down chiseled steps
Level 3
Lights light up opens up to a large room down bottom
See giant golem glowing purple. Large stone door
Casting
Norm casts smites
Rune shield 1st critical absorbed
5% def rank 3 - 8* 1pt damage reduction.
Room is pretty bloody big
95 feet to golem parts glowing

Norm - eats blue, green, red (already has yellow) 1 .5 faster, cast and strike + 10 , +5 strength 3 hours
Gor - ready to eat all blue, green, red
Bacchus getting yellow ready top have plate full of 8 purple crystals
Slash - ready to eat

Pre
Purple Golem
Gor to right
Baccus in middle
Pug Slash behind
Gor to right
Norm to left

Move forward slowly
50 feet move head toward baccus
Slam fist down on ground
From ground bursts a bunch of purple needles
Hits Bacchis shoulders - fatigue damage - 5 fatigue damage - armour

26/8/2025
Yellow - all fatigue and endurance cured
Green strength
Blue = strike chance and cast chance
Red - faster by 1.5

Fire arc to door 15 pts fire arc damage
Gors earth hammer 21 pts
Caused purple mist
Rope bowls over baccus and Norm
Baccus mouth clothes rolls
Norm rolls clothes mouth
Gale earth tremor
3 pulses of shaking
Slash 26 - mist comes out 26 pts
Gor moves forward
Gale moved up
2 fists on ground slams - purple crysta;ls erupt
Pug - 05 no crystals
Pug endurance - 20
Slah = 20 pts ft
End of pulse 2 - he takes had out of ground and punches himself in chest - lots of crystals, contracted crystals, dense fast spreading mist
More damage to crystals
Vaping will kill us
Alll breathe except Gor and Gale

Golem dies
Pug tries to heal
Slash tries to attack Gor - head butts
Slash gets crystals purple 15 each

8 pm
DA damage with crystal - another entity
Door - large marble staircase
Large city
Underground city, stairs down
Hear some howling a bit of movement, some people
Into third level.
Mile down stairs -
See a humanoid person behind desk.
My name is nine tongues and does
The Dead City
Says it won’t get easier
Who is this mellenia - ruined the pubs
Baccus Invited to peak mentally in his preferred language
Pug goes for a potty break.
Baccus comes round
Gale needs some exp for breathing in - good idea

This city changes
Gale loses restoratives but gets 1 rank on all spells
Pug loses Military scientist.

02-09-2025
The Ruined City
10pm
We enter a ruined city
Gor hears some faint music from the city but it isn’t to his liking.
Baccus gets us to a pub. We wait there till after midnight before seeking Muriel.
Goblins, orcs, humans, not many elves.
The pub.
2 hill giants out front - business or pleasure? Pleasure says Baccus
1 hill giant takes this as a “wrestling match” wink/wink for Baccus and wants to meet him in 10 minutes.
Baccus asks for a menu
Barman gives him salt
Run down. Hole in wall pirate room
2 dwarfs - being robbed
Guy with slit throat
Hill giants -
Head banging -
Hill Giant comes looking for Baccus he gets stabbed
Baccus Casts Darkness
Gor Rat droppings
Slash - battle axe
We all leave - no one gets stabbed
Baccus hides from the other Hill Giant, mopping up leakage from nappie
Gale magically drunk
Blows into bag - drunk
Find town square - one of the dwarves from tavern
Dwarf challenges to see how drunk
Dwarf attempts to snatch alcohol from Gor
Gayle has horrible stuff - both projectile vomit in each others faces
Dwarf goes unconscious - Gale tries to neutralize poison
Nothing on dwarf - even underware
Still magically drunk - roll under willpower
Fails will power check casts smell
Backfires wind
DA blood axe. Fails.
5 minutes of shaking
Can see spirits walking p to bodies 5 minutes later
Creatures are resurrected
Adventures to top floor to catacombs
Gale - excellent role playing deserves big bonus
Slah introduces party
Find Muriel - she is now a bounty hunter
Tiers - adventures have gone mad
Beast levels
High beasts
Parties
Markets
Galen

In chapel
Slash
Only baccus and Norm resisted
All fail
Wake up with dopplegangers
2 each.
Apparently if we don't sort out who is who and sleep we end up with missing body parts, starting with genitals then fingers

Session next 9/9/2025
DAs from Garrick sorts out the fake for

Gor - chop off both fingers
Baccus and pug - suggested knock unconscious
Norm - missing Penis and a finger
Gale - missing a finger a finger and a right testicle

All dopple ganger gone

Muriel - doppleganger curse - random chance that anyone can be impacted
Doppleganger collection point may be able to find them
Take longer as the member is in
Baccus backfires - unexpectedly 778 - summon illusion of random demon programed to fight Gorluck demon of the eye bleed . Casting
Gor does 8 endurance that tickles
Slash 27 points
Next pulse -
Baccus - hits 14 pts
Slash dodged
Pug dodged
Norm 1 -
Gale get 1st 13
Muriel - casts banishment
Demon disappears
Norm failed
Pug/Norm - eyes bleeding
Backfire -
Muriel says

Yuser hear we summoned a demon
This artifact when carried on body increases cast chances by 30 and strike chance by 30
Who did the laughter come from - everyone heard the laughter
Baccus - tries to memorise his appearance
Slash backfires - 2 -4
Slash has fun while party chops off fingers
New session
The great penis heist

9pm
Market to the south
Eagle spots
Can speak common
We head south - and come across guards from town half rotted and have exchanged swords for spines.Fenric, Malric corvin
Malric - runs into greek fire
D+7 per pulse -
Pug does 13
Corin goes for Pug
Fenric goes for Gale
Gale hit with red spike
Malric - hist pug
Pug did not resist
Spine twitches
Fentris hits pug
Fentris takes 13
Gor hits well - on ground
Norm hits guy on ground and splits him in two
Melric swings at Pug
Gets 3 12 to
Don’t don’t get hit 3 times 21 fat 10 fatigue
Norm 2 kills him
Baaccus misses Corinn
Gale fails spell
Muriel gets 05 - under corvin blood sucks him down.
Pug Feel better in an hour
Spine weapons
Cleaved one has 3 spines
2 spine swords - glowing read
Takes spines 3
No heavy lifting
The artifact cast changes
Memory loss
Pug gets a necklace- from behind
He will know where you are - he wants help - 25% chance to be quicked in each pulse
But when on have half fatigue. Pug cant take the necklace off.
Asks about Baccus - brain is slowly becoming corrupted
5 arrives at the market
Merchants - a few people
Weapons, rotten food , parchments, bones, gems
Pug takes gem without anyone seeing
Norm talks to bone merchant
Kinds of bones - small, large mediums,
We move on
No Norm sees spirits
And tries a rune of spirit talking
Everyone in the market is looking at the wizards everyone
Baccus does not remember Norms Peni

Spirits all looking at Eye and goes quiet
See a human in there - same skin of dopllke ganger
Peter - Gale suggests it should have been richard haha
Norms Penis is found
Pug bargains
Offers a gem - claims it to be penis shaped
Wants Pug penis
Pug hits Merchant with weapon
Smite goes off
Merchant does not resist
Goes Prone
Gust been dicking around
Pug ties up and gags merchant

Ran away, city reformed, Muriel first
Next day - Session xx
Still searching for the Artifact
We find a place to hole up. South side of town. (Pug is geographically challenged)
Old hotel
Watch from roof
Morning Muriel reports seeing a potent building full of items ex museum maybe
Old incan gold statue
8 artifacts fails first 10
Da on artifact 8
Ceremonial dagger aura strength demon - major affect combustion of veins
Intense reading - feels like - the heart of the dungeon
Gem Baccus looks at gem for more than 3 seconds

Into ase
Feels like eating 3 purple crystals
Then he went beserk and tried to kill Slash
Gor plays and heading all round especially pug
Music shatters nearby cases
Pug head bands
Baccus goes to sleep
Pug says north but it is south
Check door
Slash walks in
Fountain in middle of room
DAs as usual fail
Door behind the fountain
Gale makes a wish and throws a coin in
Pug tries to take coin

Bubble of force appears around party
Pug steps in the water
Around the whole room bubble

Agony goes off
Everyone fails but Gor and

Gors take people off
And all is revealed

Tregor demon, Slash, Muriel and spider

Fill this out
Party voted someone the island Gor
18000 XP extra

Bonus for Gor
2 weeks on Miles Thornberg

Treasure
Charing battle Axe
Plate
Love letters from goblins
Nobleman’s dagger
Coins
Necklace with Dwarven
Card - from mad mad

Pug 16 Necklace
Gor 37 Battleaxe
Bachus 44 Plate
Norm 45 Dagger

Appendix A - Orchis Vocabulary

Vras is commonly used for "kill," as seen in phrases like "Vras gruiuk" (Kill the women) and "Mirdautas vras" (It is a good day to kill).
"Ashdautas Vrasubatlat" -- "Someday I will kill you" (A standard Orcish greeting)
"Nar Udautas" -- "Not today" (The standard reply)

Orcish Insults
"Lul Gijak-Ishi" (Lulgijak) -- "Flowers in the Blood" (interchangeably "Elf" or "Pussy")
"Zanbaur" -- "Elfson"
"Nar Thos" -- "No Sack"
"Undur Kurv" -- "Fat Whore"

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