Air Bastards of the Shattered Queen - Revision history

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	Back to the woods and more lever pulling. In town, there is a 30-foot-tall black pyramid. Rapid backing off ensues. Should we take some hoard? Some more fiddling with levers. There is a deserted village. When are we? There is a 14-year-old elf. He is to become the 23 legion. He is not beaten on principle (i.e. he will catch up to us eventually) Henric gives him a prophesy for his future which gives him a glorious warrior path to follow with the love of his life at the end. <br>		Back to the woods and more lever pulling. In town, there is a 30-foot-tall black pyramid. Rapid backing off ensues. Should we take some hoard? Some more fiddling with levers. There is a deserted village. When are we? There is a 14-year-old elf. He is to become the 23 legion. He is not beaten on principle (i.e. he will catch up to us eventually) Henric gives him a prophesy for his future which gives him a glorious warrior path to follow with the love of his life at the end. <br>

	Some for lever pulling and we find the remains of a huge city. "Here is the site of the rebirth of the Elves. If you look to the left you will see the remains of the place" ~~â€“~~ a very chatty Gollum. When are we now?		Some for lever pulling and we find the remains of a huge city. "Here is the site of the rebirth of the Elves. If you look to the left you will see the remains of the place" - a very chatty Gollum. When are we now?

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	... all got eaten by demons.(nearly)		... all got eaten by demons.(nearly)

	Our erstwhile employer seemed to be worried about the shorter end of the party. Apparently, he has the idea that we might borrow some of his things. At least he ~~didnâ€™t~~ eat our dwarf this time. Our Mission is to rescue the high lady of Alfhiem by next Tuesday week. This to stop the involvement of Isil Eth who if she becomes involved will cause severe repercussions. Discounted tactics to delay Isil Eth include starting a major land war in Asia - somewhere near Hindia (note this was one of the more sensible suggestions), kidnapping her, shopping expeditions etc. After interviewing ~~Mayhemâ€™s~~ prospective father in law, we make our though a portal to Ladlaugh. The place is busier than I remember it. <br>		Our erstwhile employer seemed to be worried about the shorter end of the party. Apparently, he has the idea that we might borrow some of his things. At least he didn't eat our dwarf this time. Our Mission is to rescue the high lady of Alfhiem by next Tuesday week. This to stop the involvement of Isil Eth who if she becomes involved will cause severe repercussions. Discounted tactics to delay Isil Eth include starting a major land war in Asia - somewhere near Hindia (note this was one of the more sensible suggestions), kidnapping her, shopping expeditions etc. After interviewing Mayhem's prospective father in law, we make our though a portal to Ladlaugh. The place is busier than I remember it. <br>

	There is a shipyard for floating ships. They look pretty. Inside one that ~~hadnâ€™t~~ been completed there was an unreal clock that some elves were singing to. Mayhem locked the door to keep it safe and we were ushered out on suspicion of being hobbits. We decide to go under cover of darkness to borrow the unreal clock, if we ~~havenâ€™t~~ already. The search of the closets proved inconclusive.		There is a shipyard for floating ships. They look pretty. Inside one that hadn't been completed there was an unreal clock that some elves were singing to. Mayhem locked the door to keep it safe and we were ushered out on suspicion of being hobbits. We decide to go under cover of darkness to borrow the unreal clock, if we haven't already. The search of the closets proved inconclusive.
	Henric bravely '[[seduced\|occupied]]' the elvish female guard while the rest of us used a warping of the wood on the bottom of the vessel (a previously unnoticed - lower entrance) to enter the ship. We put in a temporary illusionary replacement clock and borrowed the original for some 'servicing'. <br>		Henric bravely '[[seduced\|occupied]]' the elvish female guard while the rest of us used a warping of the wood on the bottom of the vessel (a previously unnoticed - lower entrance) to enter the ship. We put in a temporary illusionary replacement clock and borrowed the original for some 'servicing'. <br>

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	Back to the woods and more lever pulling. In town, there is a 30-foot-tall black pyramid. Rapid backing off ensues. Should we take some hoard? Some more fiddling with levers. There is a deserted village. When are we? There is a 14-year-old elf. He is to become the 23 legion. He is not beaten on principle (i.e. he will catch up to us eventually) Henric gives him a prophesy for his future which gives him a glorious warrior path to follow with the love of his life at the end. <br>		Back to the woods and more lever pulling. In town, there is a 30-foot-tall black pyramid. Rapid backing off ensues. Should we take some hoard? Some more fiddling with levers. There is a deserted village. When are we? There is a 14-year-old elf. He is to become the 23 legion. He is not beaten on principle (i.e. he will catch up to us eventually) Henric gives him a prophesy for his future which gives him a glorious warrior path to follow with the love of his life at the end. <br>

	Some for lever pulling and we find the remains of a huge city. "Here is the site of the rebirth of the Elves. If you look to the left you will see the remains of the ~~placeâ€~~ â€“ a very chatty Gollum. When are we now?		Some for lever pulling and we find the remains of a huge city. "Here is the site of the rebirth of the Elves. If you look to the left you will see the remains of the place" â€“ a very chatty Gollum. When are we now?

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	Back to the woods and more lever pulling. In town, there is a 30-foot-tall black pyramid. Rapid backing off ensues. Should we take some hoard? Some more fiddling with levers. There is a deserted village. When are we? There is a 14-year-old elf. He is to become the 23 legion. He is not beaten on principle (i.e. he will catch up to us eventually) Henric gives him a prophesy for his future which gives him a glorious warrior path to follow with the love of his life at the end. <br>		Back to the woods and more lever pulling. In town, there is a 30-foot-tall black pyramid. Rapid backing off ensues. Should we take some hoard? Some more fiddling with levers. There is a deserted village. When are we? There is a 14-year-old elf. He is to become the 23 legion. He is not beaten on principle (i.e. he will catch up to us eventually) Henric gives him a prophesy for his future which gives him a glorious warrior path to follow with the love of his life at the end. <br>

	Some for lever pulling and we find the remains of a huge city. ~~â€œHere~~ is the site of the rebirth of the Elves. If you look to the left you will see the remains of the placeâ€ â€“ a very chatty Gollum. When are we now?		Some for lever pulling and we find the remains of a huge city. "Here is the site of the rebirth of the Elves. If you look to the left you will see the remains of the placeâ€ â€“ a very chatty Gollum. When are we now?

Iranderson: /* Session 6 - Deep Holes and Daemons */

2017-11-26T06:13:28Z

Session 6 - Deep Holes and Daemons

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	The imps seemed to be packing up the colourful tent. They left behind a handkerchief. Also one of the stars got broken. Mayhem got a little bit dead on account of he was the one trying to break a bit off the star at the time that it broke. No one will notice I'm sure. Henric still had all his limbs that can't be right.		The imps seemed to be packing up the colourful tent. They left behind a handkerchief. Also one of the stars got broken. Mayhem got a little bit dead on account of he was the one trying to break a bit off the star at the time that it broke. No one will notice I'm sure. Henric still had all his limbs that can't be right.

			=== Session 7 - To the sun and back ===

			The Vulturemen priests had found a wandering thing up in the sky. It had been there for at least 4 days. We thing that we should go there and set it on fire. Quentin is drawn to it and it takes nearly three days for the ship to get there. It is vast blobby and definitely not earthy. There is temple that the ex hobbit offers to 'clean up'. There are dead dwarfs that have been hellfired to death recently and forever ago at the same time. Our necro talks to one and finds they were building the place. Just needed to install the gods and light it. 3 women commissioned it. we acquire some tools from the dwarfs but not from the darkness elemental.

			The large snake resting in the main bowl has been sent here by Nix. The snake is to suck the sun, Nix is going to eat the snake and then bash the 72. After taking the sun starting grenardo for safe keeping we take the dwarf bodies to the fates. They want to keep our namer. We need to talk to the knowledge dragon about the Jormungand.


			=== Session 8 - Rats and Beatles ===

			Back up on the sun we find a live dark elemental. we also find a secret room below the main bowl and then we proceeded to loot the rack of all possible valuables.

			We caught up with the Lady we are rescuing and she told us that the Air Bastards remind her of Siliboffle. She suggests we should feed the air bastards to the were rats. we decide to ask the were rates to test this theory. A bunch of rats form into a person and says 'yeah we'll give it crack' . He shakes off about six rats and we take them to the nearest Air Bastard. two of the rats survived and we most impressed with the quality of the food. Our cunning plan involves getting all the rats to where the air bastards live. This goes well except for two minor issues the rats rather like to chew on the stars (they are doing less damage than Mayhem) and one of the air bastards has left to rule the world.

			We charge off to find him. At the Drak we find the Cleaver Man has been and taught them to build a kiln to hatch eggs in. a day later we find the silk ocean and a big pyramid. The Necron garding it is suspicious of our motives so we go around to the back door. Quentin gets his leg bitten off by the giant beetle that made his home there. after a brief kerfuffle we get his leg back and he proceeded to pull the legs off the beetle.

			Inside the pyramid there are chambers and a large block in the way. With no apparent way to get the block moving I went for wander through it. On the other side there were some life impaired weavers.

	== Places/Planes visited ==		== Places/Planes visited ==

Iranderson: /* Session 6 - Deep Holes and Daemons */

2017-11-26T05:24:23Z

Session 6 - Deep Holes and Daemons

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	We be the noble sort we are decide to talk to the lesser of two evils. Inside the sinister and foreboding castle it is. inside we hear voices loudly discussing the ways they could rule over everyone else and why they don't right now. another voice in there is suggesting they could rule without an iron fist from the background. we find in a chamber 5 creatures of air and shadow and briefly see a mild looking guy. he disappears and legs it remarkably promptly when he realises we are there. We discuss way for the air bastards to achieve peace with total enslavement for the rest of the plain. It might work.		We be the noble sort we are decide to talk to the lesser of two evils. Inside the sinister and foreboding castle it is. inside we hear voices loudly discussing the ways they could rule over everyone else and why they don't right now. another voice in there is suggesting they could rule without an iron fist from the background. we find in a chamber 5 creatures of air and shadow and briefly see a mild looking guy. he disappears and legs it remarkably promptly when he realises we are there. We discuss way for the air bastards to achieve peace with total enslavement for the rest of the plain. It might work.

	The imps seemed to be packing up the colourful tent. They left behind a handkerchief. Also one of the stars got broken. Mayhem got a little bit dead on account of he was the one trying to break a bit off the star at the time that it broke. no will notice I'm sure. Henric still had all his limbs that can't be right.		The imps seemed to be packing up the colourful tent. They left behind a handkerchief. Also one of the stars got broken. Mayhem got a little bit dead on account of he was the one trying to break a bit off the star at the time that it broke. No one will notice I'm sure. Henric still had all his limbs that can't be right.

	== Places/Planes visited ==		== Places/Planes visited ==

Iranderson: /* Session 5 - Honey Roasted */

2017-11-12T06:45:27Z

Session 5 - Honey Roasted

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	Down below we find that the coins are cursed,The safest place to be is behind Everan and that Henrics hand appears to be detachable. Oh and giant greater undead are a bit scary. Things we may have borrowed from them include an indestructible handkerchief, A lense for seeing through illusions, and a comb.		Down below we find that the coins are cursed,The safest place to be is behind Everan and that Henrics hand appears to be detachable. Oh and giant greater undead are a bit scary. Things we may have borrowed from them include an indestructible handkerchief, A lense for seeing through illusions, and a comb.

			=== Session 6 - Deep Holes and Daemons ===

			Off to the Drak we go. It is scheduled to be a four day flight. Our captain is disturbed when we start flying over the fungi farms early. We seem to be somewhere in the western kingdoms (the dark ones) when we see these wyvern like creatures using elephant sized beetles. These creatures have large round buildings and have dug an enormous hole in the ground. This could be Aquala.

			After landing we chat to these Drak people and soon learn that we are expected. The Drak have a magic book(made of humans) and have been trying to summon heroes( we interrupt the summoning ritual). They were taught this by a mild human, very strong. It is decided by our crew that he is probably the President Lord of Seekers.
			The reason they want heroes is to fight Krom. Krom is 60 feet tall and is made of rock. He beats them up every time they try to dig deeper. We agree to help and on the way down the hole we find a ring as you do. Down the bottom of this hole that is 2 miles long and 800 feet deep, we find Krog. He is a Balrog and he is saving the Drak from letting out the Lord of Lava. After relaying this to the Drak they say heat is good. These guys are dumber than an adventurer drunk on dwarven ale, high on kurf with their brain removed in an unfortunate carting accident. The giant fire ball in the sky plan gets their attention so they agree send a cabal of their grater summoners with to the vulture men. On the way back Fairy cakes were being handed out but our ex-hobbit threw them overboard. Something about succubus cooking being suspect.

			After we get back we decide to go to the Air Bastards. In their portal gardens there are a bunch of portals and gates. Our succubus can feel a master through the portal. We decide to go through anyway. a complete loss of fatigue later and we see pulsating lights, shining lights, four large stone golems and a dark imp who is trying to not be there. We follow the path and find that the imp wants some doomed souls. everything here is black on black except for the stars in the ground and a large colourful tent beside the black castle.

			We be the noble sort we are decide to talk to the lesser of two evils. Inside the sinister and foreboding castle it is. inside we hear voices loudly discussing the ways they could rule over everyone else and why they don't right now. another voice in there is suggesting they could rule without an iron fist from the background. we find in a chamber 5 creatures of air and shadow and briefly see a mild looking guy. he disappears and legs it remarkably promptly when he realises we are there. We discuss way for the air bastards to achieve peace with total enslavement for the rest of the plain. It might work.

			The imps seemed to be packing up the colourful tent. They left behind a handkerchief. Also one of the stars got broken. Mayhem got a little bit dead on account of he was the one trying to break a bit off the star at the time that it broke. no will notice I'm sure. Henric still had all his limbs that can't be right.

	== Places/Planes visited ==		== Places/Planes visited ==

Iranderson: /* Loot */

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Loot

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	* Some stuff we lifted from an elf party at Ladlaugh when they were all krrfed up to buggery;		* Some stuff we lifted from an elf party at Ladlaugh when they were all krrfed up to buggery;
			* Giant Rings that could be braclets
			* Thimble
			* Very Large sword

	; Cash and equivalent		; Cash and equivalent

Air Bastards of the Shattered Queen - Revision history

Jono Bean: Cleanup: Removing incorrect Category:Character from Scribe Note

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Iranderson: /* Session 6 - Deep Holes and Daemons */

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Iranderson: /* Session 5 - Honey Roasted */

Iranderson: /* Loot */

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